Down the Chimney Script Excerpt
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Pointy Toes: Right, first item on the agenda (looking at clipboard) ummm, hoof marks.
Comet: Oh, here we go.
Pointy Toes: What was that Comet?
Comet: No nothing Pointy Toes. Carry on.
Pointy Toes: Hoof marks. We’re still finding muddy hoof marks in the kitchen area.
Comet: Well we can’t take our hooves off before we come inside can we?
Pointy Toes: No you can’t but you could clean them.
Comet: All us reindeer are really trying to keep our hooves clean before we go inside.
Pointy Toes: Are you using the dirty trotter stopper?
Comet: (getting sick of being nagged) Yes we’re using the dirty trotter stopper. Far out!
Pointy Toes: Every time?
Comet: Yes Pointy Toes.
Pointy Toes: Well your hooves shouldn’t even be getting muddy anyway. We’re in the North Pole. It’s covered in snow and ice.
Pointy Toes: Snow is white! Where is the dirt coming from? Why are your hooves getting dirty?
Comet: Geez Pointy Toes you sound like my mother. We don’t know why. I guess it’s just another one of those Christmas mysteries no one will know the answer to. Can we move on please?
Pointy Toes: Can you just tell the other reindeer to be extra careful please Comet?
Comet: I will.
Pointy Toes: Thank you. Right, next point of business. Wrapping. Some fantastic wrapping this Christmas BushyBrows.
BushyBrows: Thank you Pointy Toes.
Pointy Toes: But we have had a few elves admitted to hospital.
BushyBrows: Yes. We were down a few elves on the shop floor for a variety of accidents, but we followed procedures and filled out the relevant occupational safety and elf forms.
Santa: What kind of accidents did you have BushyBrows.
BushyBrows: A lot of paper cuts mainly. There were a few nasty ones this year. One paper cut was so bad it almost took Lefty’s other hand off.
Santa: My goodness!
BushyBrows: Ummm, we had a couple of elves who got cellotape stuck to their hands and face. That wasn’t pretty. When we ripped it off it left a big red mark and they squealed quite loud. They were in a lot of pain. It was funny to watch though! (chuckles to himself). And just a couple of the normal injuries from elves falling off ripsticks and we had to amputate a few thumbs from elves playing too much Playstation.
Santa: Thank you BushyBrows. We’ll issue all elves with wrapping gloves to stop the paper cuts and cellotape mishaps. And cut down on the elves Playstation time to an hour a day.
BushyBrows: The elves won’t be happy with one hour a day on the Playstation but it’s for their own good! Thanks Santa.